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		<title>Obama Brushes The Dirt off</title>
		<link>http://jokezguy.com/2009/01/04/obama-brushes-the-dirt-off/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 23:40:20 +0000</pubDate>
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was not expecting this from Obama, but the guy did it pretty well. He knew how to sell himself lets hope he is a great president not another bush.
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<p>was not expecting this from Obama, but the guy did it pretty well. He knew how to sell himself lets hope he is a great president not another bush.</p>
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		<title>I got the Flu</title>
		<link>http://jokezguy.com/2009/01/04/i-got-the-flu/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Jan 2009 21:11:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry Guys about me not posting etc. I just ended up getting the Flu and just taking some rest.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sorry Guys about me not posting etc. I just ended up getting the Flu and just taking some rest.</p>
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		<title>Motivational Goal Quote</title>
		<link>http://jokezguy.com/2009/01/02/motivational-goal-quote/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Jan 2009 08:17:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jokez Guy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[“You cannot expect to achieve new goals or move beyond your present circumstances unless you change.” Les Brown
I really like this quote because many people end up making new goals and resolutions for the New Year. However many people make goals which are impossible to do unless they change themselves like the very common one [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>“You cannot expect to achieve new goals or move beyond your present circumstances unless you change.” Les Brown</p>
<p>I really like this quote because many people end up making new goals and resolutions for the New Year. However many people make goals which are impossible to do unless they change themselves like the very common one “we are going to exercise every single day” now that is possible but they have been making that goal for the past five years of their life time and still this day they don’t exercise at all. You need to understand you need to change yourself as well for example for exercising every single day you need to stop being lazy.</p>
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		<title>Happy New Years</title>
		<link>http://jokezguy.com/2009/01/01/happy-new-years/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Jan 2009 23:39:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jokez Guy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[Happy New Years to you and your Families. May this year bring you love, happiness, and joy.

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Happy New Years to you and your Families. May this year bring you love, happiness, and joy.</p>
<p><img class="alignnone" src="http://www.themalton.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/new-year.jpg" alt="" width="332" height="336" /></p>
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		<title>Investing in Stocks</title>
		<link>http://jokezguy.com/2008/12/30/400/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 09:37:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jokez Guy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So my friend has convinced me to Invest Oilexo. This is my first time playing with stocks and I know many stocks are at there all time low. So its a good chance for many with money to take advantage of low invest opportunities. Because many of these companies are bound to go back up [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So my friend has convinced me to Invest Oilexo. This is my first time playing with stocks and I know many stocks are at there all time low. So its a good chance for many with money to take advantage of low invest opportunities. Because many of these companies are bound to go back up however not in the next few days but in the long run they are. So why not Invest in it now? Twitter or Comment me what your Opinions are. </p>
<p>Anyways here is a Post my friend at Jaskarn.com Has Written:</p>
<blockquote><p>This company is traded on the TSX and LSE as the ticker symbol OIL. From the research I have done about this company is that they need funding to stay up and running ASAP. Right now they have a bridge loan from my understandings which ends on the 31st of January 2009. This loan from what I have heard is at a very high interest rate. In the market there are only two major reasons that a company will take a high interest loan, the first reason being that they see something good coming up in the future. The second reason being, that they are both going under and making big payouts. From previous performance of this company they have a promising future because they have not seized any operations in the North Sea from what I am aware of, I maybe lacking some information. On the 29th of December 2008 the stock grew twenty cents to the closing of eighty-nine cents. I personally bought stocks and am waiting till the 31st of January 2009 to see where they go because of their financial situation. I have heard a few predictions of it going anywhere from two dollar fifty cents to almost six dollars. This company has all of their operations based in the North Sea near the United Kingdom and they are in the exploration and extraction of oil. A company of just exploration would have less of a chance to survive; because of the production aspect will hopefully keep them afloat. People who are looking for a good investment I think this maybe worth your while. You may be wondering why you should listen to me, that is not what I am telling you to do. I want you to do your research on it and let me know, what you believe because this is what I believe.</p></blockquote>
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		<title>Congrats Susana Smiths From Milwaukee</title>
		<link>http://jokezguy.com/2008/12/30/congrats-susana-smiths-from-milwaukee/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Dec 2008 09:06:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So the Third Google G1 Have been awarded to Susana Smiths From Milwaukee. However last week the person who did win end up making a huge mistake. He signed up via multiple emails so he has been disqualified. So one more Google G1 phone is still available. I will either do it on January 1st [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So the Third Google G1 Have been awarded to Susana Smiths From Milwaukee. However last week the person who did win end up making a huge mistake. He signed up via multiple emails so he has been disqualified. So one more Google G1 phone is still available. I will either do it on January 1st first day of the new year or the second day depending on my schedule as this is the last week of the winter break so a very busy schedule. So Good Luck to everyone and Congrats to Susana Smiths. </p>
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		<title>Underwater Car</title>
		<link>http://jokezguy.com/2008/12/28/underwater-car/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Dec 2008 03:58:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jokez Guy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[I wonder how much it&#8217;s worth?

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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><strong>I wonder how much it&#8217;s worth?</strong></p>
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		<title>Boxing Day Shopping Hmmmm</title>
		<link>http://jokezguy.com/2008/12/27/boxing-day-shopping-hmmmm/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 22:15:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jokez Guy</dc:creator>
		
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		<description><![CDATA[So I decided not to go to Boxing Day sales simply because the sales suck. I received some flyers and majority of the items for sale you could actually get for that price on regular sales day. But because its Boxing Day people think it’s an ultra amazing deal. So what’s the point going crazy [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So I decided not to go to Boxing Day sales simply because the sales suck. I received some flyers and majority of the items for sale you could actually get for that price on regular sales day. But because its Boxing Day people think it’s an ultra amazing deal. So what’s the point going crazy over one day and going to the malls where people are pushing you and fighting over parking space? There are at times some unbelievably good deals but those deals are long gone and limited quantity that you have stand up in line at 3:00AM like honestly is it really worth it standing in line and then finding out by the time you get into the store that the product is not available because its sold out, or you may be lucky but standing in the blistering cold at midnight but common what are the chances on that? I did it only once in my life with my friends and it was pretty fun but will never ever do it again. Even though I was not purchasing anything my friends were so I decided to just stand in line with them but it crazy, there were some hardcore shoppers tenting it. So far I asked a few friends who did end Boxing Day shopping yesterday and I got negative responses from everyone how about you? How did your boxing day go?</p>
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		<title>Twitter People Un Following You</title>
		<link>http://jokezguy.com/2008/12/27/twitter-people-un-following-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Dec 2008 21:54:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So for the past week I have been losing and gaining twitters and to my self I thought there must be some script that is able to let you know who is un following you etc. So I searched around on Google to see if there is such a thing and found out there is [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So for the past week I have been losing and gaining twitters and to my self I thought there must be some script that is able to let you know who is un following you etc. So I searched around on Google to see if there is such a thing and found out there is something caller Qwitter. So I signed up for the past week and I have to say it’s the most useless script ever the reason is because it does not even work.  I tested it on my account and though okay my account might have a problem my friend did it to his twitter account to see if it works for him and guess what it does not work at all for him. Anyone have any recommendations for something that notifies you who un followed you? Or there is not such a thing that is available?</p>
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		<title>How did Christmas Go for you?</title>
		<link>http://jokezguy.com/2008/12/26/how-did-christmas-go-for-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Dec 2008 06:35:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So how did everyone’s Christmas go, I wanted to post on Christmas day but I was so hectically busy. So basically on Christmas day I woke up late as usual around 2:00 took a shower etc. had breakfast/lunch whatever you want to call it. So I just recently got the Nintendo WII Modded so I [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So how did everyone’s Christmas go, I wanted to post on Christmas day but I was so hectically busy. So basically on Christmas day I woke up late as usual around 2:00 took a shower etc. had breakfast/lunch whatever you want to call it. So I just recently got the Nintendo WII Modded so I though to myself I got nothing better to do today so why not go to pacific mall the only mall that I know which is open on Christmas day. Can I say it was jam packed? Like literally for me enter to the parking lot not even talking about parking took me 30 minutes from the main road to get into the parking lot. I was lucky I found a parking space within a few minutes. Took me 5 minutes went inside pacific mall picked up a few games and went back home to get ready for the dinner at our house.</p>
<p>So at night we invited all of our cousins, relatives and so on for Family Dinner as usual and everyone just left right now we had some great food, chit chatted and took pictures. So had a great time I could say. So hopefully everyone had a great time it’s about 2:00am I have to go to sleep wake my self up early for Boxing Day sale planning to purchase a TV and a few other things.</p>
<p>Also with the 3rd week Google G1 Contest you might be wondering I never posted the reason is the person who won this week seems to have entered numerous emails, I am just confirming if he did or hasn’t and will post the results for it. But it does seem like he did but can’t say I am sure yet. </p>
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